Monday, 29 July 2013

Honorable Obahiagbon On The Removal Of Waziri

Hi people,

I was going through old newspapers and stumbled on the caption below. Was so overwhelmed by the level of ambiguity with which Honorable Obahiagbon expresses himself.

enjoy


The vaudeville of ratiocinations as to why Farida Waziri was committed to Presidential harakiri is not of the moment to me hoc loco. It suffices for me to reiterate for the umpteenth time that for any serious pugilism towards cleansing the Augean stables and cesspool of corruption to succeed in Nigeria, our major anti-corruption armada-the EFCC must per force be extricated from executive suzerainty which renders it susceptible to odoriferous and harum scarum paternalistic intervention. Save and until this is done in the mode of appointment of the anti-corruption czar, a guaranteed tenure and an unmanacled modus operandi, I dare posit that the fight itself suffers from an institutional thalidomide,abovo. Res Ipsa Loquitur.




great week ahead everyone

Thursday, 25 July 2013

Joke of the day: Paternity Issue



It was many years ago since the embarrassing day 
when a young woman, with a baby in her arms, 
entered his butcher shop and confronted him with
the news that the baby was his and asked what was
he going to do about it? 

Finally he offered to provide her with free meat
until the boy was 16.  She agreed. 

He had been counting the years off on his 
calender, and one day the teenager who had been
collecting the meat each week, came into the shop
and said, "I'll be 16 tomorrow." 

"I know," said the butcher with a smile, "I've 
been counting too, tell your mother, when you 
take this parcel of meat home, that it is the 
last free meat she'll get, and watch the 
expression on her face." 

When the boy arrived home he told his mother. 
The woman nodded and said, "Son, go back to the
butcher and tell him I have also had free bread,
free milk, and free groceries for the last 16
years and watch the expression on HIS face!" 


have a great day ahead people